Copywriter and creative problem solver

I’m a freelance copywriter and a safe pair of hands when you need flawless work delivered on time and on budget.

I’ve worked at agencies in Europe, Australia and Asia, and outside agencyland with ventures in tech, TV and entertainment. I’ve also been a window cleaner.

So you could say I’m a copy-based creative director with hard-earned strategic and commercial credentials. But I’d rather you didn’t because that would make me sound like a twat.

A safe pair of hands…?

Yes. But don’t take my word for it – I’ll probably exaggerate anyway. Check out my LinkedIn profile, where you’ll find recommendations from former colleagues and clients who are not too proud to accept a bribe.

Like this one…

“He can nail a brief, produce great concepts under pressure, and craft them into exceptional campaigns with minimum fuss. Highly recommended when you're in a tight spot.”

Julie Salvage, Account Director, Pluralsight

I've worked in network agencies around the world, on big brands, in all sectors, across all media, for consumer and B2B markets. So you can throw me in at the deep end with confidence…

Versatility and vision are often strange bedfellows, but Simon brings bucket loads of both to his work.”

James Trezona, CEO, Rooster Punk

I'm also happy at smaller independents working on start-ups, scale-ups, challenger brands and NFPs. I’m not a brand or budget snob – some of my best friends are small.

“Thoroughly bloody nice chap too”

Chris Yeates, Associate Creative Director, Epoch

But enough about me

Get in touch and let’s talk about you